20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Married Life (April 23-29)
“Every so often my wife sends me these cute texts like, ‘Heyyy’ and ‘Come upstairs, your kids clogged their toilet.'”
October 11, 2026
“Every so often my wife sends me these cute texts like, ‘Heyyy’ and ‘Come upstairs, your kids clogged their toilet.'”